6 Alternative spots for Matric Rage if you're terrible at planning
It's almost that time of year where matrics break loose from the confines of school and celebrate with their fellow ex-prisoners.
Some people have been planning their right of passage since high school started, most eyeing one of the three iconic Matric Rage spots in SA - Umhlanga, Balito or Plettenberg Bay.
Accommodation and festival passes for these three are normally booked out already at the start of the year, but not everyone is so organised. Some may even dread the crowds of unruly hormones that gather at these party destinations.
Once the exam-haze has left your brain, the panic and FOMO about where to spend your first week of freedom may start to set in.
Do not fear! Here are six spots where you might still be able to squeeze out the last of your youth, and have a lit Matric Vac with your friends before your responsibilities take over.
Use your whale puns in Hermanus
The only place where you can safely use your whale puns to your heart's content, Hermanus has more to offer than a few dots on the horizon. Once upon a time it may have been a sleepy town, but today it's bustling throughout the year and like the big spots has its own Hermanus Vac event, perfect for that Umhlanga FOMO.
There are also quite a few pubs and clubs around, from the pool tables of Bojangles to sundowner cocktails at Cocos Island, all close to each other for easy bar-hopping.
And if you're stuck for accommodation in the town, try Kleinmond and Onrus, which are short distances from the main party scene in Hermanus.
Take an urban escape to a city you haven't been to before
Never been to a city? Or grew up in one? Do a city-swop and go explore the place and people that you probably have always made fun of.
Cape Town has got THE mountain, beach bars and Long Street nightlife that's just as good as any all-nighter rage fest, and Joburg is the City of Gold with cosmopolitan flair where a game drive is a stone's throw away.
You can also check out the sweet waves of Durban (that's not Umhlanga) or the friendly locals of Port Elizabeth who would love to party with you.
Chill out in Jeffreys Bay
Just wanna chill and hang ten? Jeffreys Bay is the perfect chill destination for wannabe Kelly Slaters, or those looking for lessons from a hot surfer. There's a thriving beach-party life and your Instagram account will overflow with gorgeous sunset shots. It also has a Jbay Rage festival complete with big acts like
And if Plett Rage FOMO is really hitting you hard, the major jam is just under two hours away for a sneaky day trip. Just don't be a knob and drive while plastered.
Hit up the dance floor in Langebaan
Sokkie your way to the heartbeat of the West Coast - Langebaan. Flamingo's is a club stalwart and has been around since 1993, with music pumping for all tastes. The town also boasts upmarket accommodation, big holiday homes you can rent out, a choice of restaurants, two caravan parks, a golf course, tennis courts, a bowling green and a yacht club. It's also famous for its seafood and mussels if you're more interested in food than alcohol.
You can even try out one of the water sport activities on offer - granted the previous night of dancing hasn't left you dousing yourself in Deep Heat.
Another option is to stay in the quieter Yzerfontein with its 16-mile beach, just over half-an-hour from Langebaan with a stopover in West Coast National Park where you could pretend you're spending your Matric Vac in Greece.
Throw your own party at Harties
Not a fan of the beach or the crowds? Take a Sho't Left to Hartbeespoort Dam, a playground of adventure activities. If you want to ride into your adulthood with a bit more adrenaline, you can catch a ride on the Harties Cable Way or get sunburn on a canopy adventure.
There are also quad bike adventures and Sun City is quite close by if you want to take a dip at the Valley of the Waves. You can even stay in a houseboat on the dam if you think you can handle being a captain, making you feel like a totally responsible adult.
And if you're a big enough crew, you can hire out a party boat or sunset cruise for an extra-special Matric Vac.
Learn to snorkel at iSimangaliso Wetland Park
Take a beat past Ballito and you'll hit one of the most beautiful coastal parts of South Africa - the thriving coral reefs in Sodwana Bay and the roaming wildlife at St Lucia's lake.
The area has lots of backpackers where you can meet all kinds of people from all over the world, making it the perfect place if you're soloing your Matric Vac or holidaying with one or two best friends. You'll also have a chance to learn to dive or snorkel and have your own party with the fishes.
Just be warned that your parents may even be tempted to join you on this one.